The Jaws of Hell Open!

It all started last summer when my friend in Utah gave me the site to her blog. Up until that point I didn't know a single soul with a blog. A couple of weeks later, while reading her amusing accounts of daily life, I had this "Aha!" moment. Could it be possible to redeem myself from the awful depths of hell that so longingly await a journal lacking heathen like myself? This was my ticket to bypassing the need for a handwritten journal (my hand has phantom pain as I type the word handwritten). I made a solemn oath (okay, it wasn't that dramatic) to conquer the world of blogging with my meager offering. Grammar mistakes, Tanya-isms galore, blatant use of cliches and midnight ramblings be damned! I would make no more excuses.

Of course, since our computer was ancient the day we bought it (it is now 6 years old), I couldn't use the software available to the rest of the world. Long story short, too late, after mucho waiting-o we FINALLY bought a new computer yesterday. This beautiful piece of electronic wizardry has the much needed thingamabobs that allow me to blog. I am forever grateful to my hubby for making it possible to have such luxuries --- hard worker that he is. I also apologize, in advance, to him for everything I am about to reveal about our lives. Please be patient as I decide what to write about during the upcoming days and months. Hell may just have to wait for this heathen --- but save me a seat, okay?